To expand on the title of this post, this is a new feature I here at Valley Girl would like to call "Witty and Wise Statements That My Husband Makes That Made Me Guffaw Out Loud And Simply Must Be Recorded For Posterity."
The Man's latest nugget: "SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST DICKS."
-- (Said in response to my outburst "Why does he have to be such a dick?" referring to Greg Kinnear's character in the movie Little Miss Sunshine, when he is lecturing little Olive about how ice cream will make her fat, and making her think she is a loser. Some people ARE just dicks, people. It's good to know.)