Well, suddenly it started feeling stretched and tight and kinda itchy one day, and Derek agreed that it was looking kind of wonky and should probably come out. I took it out, and now have the saddest-looking belly button. Since my belly button is an "innie" in the process of popping out from my bulging belly, I now look like I have a small cat's butt on my belly with a weird slit above it where the piercing is. It is bizarre.
And if you think that's a funny visual, you should see me trying to put lotion on my lower legs after a shower. Since my belly is so big, I can't really bend over properly, or even put my legs up on something to bend over and lotion them. So I have to spread my legs really far apart to lotion up both legs at the same time, and assume a position that can only be described as "Sumo Wrestler Doubled Over Trying to Look Up His Own Butt." And then I start laughing at how goofy I must look and almost fall over.
Yeah, I amuse myself.
Oh, and the Lucky Charms feedings? Back in full effect. In fact, I think I'll go hook up a bowl right now.