So not only do I have the big giant gelatinous belly to deal with which cannot be stuffed into anything resembling normal clothing, but now this.
I was warned this would happen. I read it in the pregs websites. I was told by friends who have been there and had it happen. And hormones are hormones, after all; they don’t discriminate. But I thought that by some little miracle, like, maybe because I am special, this side effect was going to skip my hairy ass.
No such luck.
And no, my ass is not hairy. But my head is. For now, anyway. While I was pregnant, it was a rare day that a hair fell out of my head. Srsly. Even after washing and conditioning it, blow drying it, teasing it, whatever. The preggo hormones stop the normal hair-shedding process, and my hair just got thicker and thicker and it was awesome and I never had that annoying thing happen, you know where you can feel a fallen hair on the back of your arm somewhere and it bugs you but you can’t quite reach it until you pissedly have to turn your whole outfit around to the front so you can pick the hair off and drop it on the floor in disgust? Yeah, that didn’t happen for nine months.
Until last week. And it happened all of the sudden, in the shower one day, and hasn’t stopped since. Enough friggin’ hair falls out of my head per day to make a whole other Jennie. It sucks. I try to be gentle with it, not tug it, not even blow dry it or futz with it. I still take my prenates every damn day. How long is this going to continue? It’s hard not to panic when I am clogging up the drain catcher completely TWICE PER SHOWER. And I have to pull off of there something resembling a brown doily.
Ugh. Do you think I would look cute bald?