But there is one problem. They fart when I walk. Yes, that's right -- the shoes fart. It is really annoying and distracting.
And I guess if I were the type to embarrass more easily, it would prohibit me from wearing the shoes. But the value of a shoe that checks off all three of the above criteria can never be overstated. And so I shall wear the farty shoes, oh yes! I shall wear the farty shoes. And funny looks by passersby be damned!
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