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Monday, December 15, 2008
An Open Letter To Trader Joe's
Please stop putting crack in the chocolate chunk cookies for the love of non-elastic-waistband jeans. A girl has a hard enough time losing the post-preggo gut. Geez.
Oh dear lord you should have never told me about sea salt caramels. I'm screwed.
And don't even get me started on their ice cream sandwiches with the chocolate chip cookies and little chocolate chips on the outside. It's no exaggeration to say that I ate one almost every day of my pregnancy and would have eaten two but didn't want to birth a giant ice cream sandwich. Squeeeee!
My one consolation is that the sea salt caramels will only be available till Christmas...if they were in stock all year I would probably have to kill myself.
7 comments:
seems like they put crack in many of their products -- i'm addicted to a long list of their stuff!
I thought it was a known fact...crack in the Dark Chocolate bars and the Almond Vanilla Granola. I just didn't know that anyone else knew.
And their sea salt caramels...OMG they should be frelling illegal...
Please to be adding Candy Cane JoJos to that list.
Oh dear lord you should have never told me about sea salt caramels. I'm screwed.
And don't even get me started on their ice cream sandwiches with the chocolate chip cookies and little chocolate chips on the outside. It's no exaggeration to say that I ate one almost every day of my pregnancy and would have eaten two but didn't want to birth a giant ice cream sandwich. Squeeeee!
My one consolation is that the sea salt caramels will only be available till Christmas...if they were in stock all year I would probably have to kill myself.
OK, we're safe...was at TJ's last night, and they are out of sea salt caramels. Till next year, anyway...
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